Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?