He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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