I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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