Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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