I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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