are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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