you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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