ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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