Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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