isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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