Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Text me some of your sweat
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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