I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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