What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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