So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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