That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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