Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She's the barista slut.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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