I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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