I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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