it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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