You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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