It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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