At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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