oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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