Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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