I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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