If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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