you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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