So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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