I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.