I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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