Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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