Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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