now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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