She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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