chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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