I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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