I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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