I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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