I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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