I need help removing her.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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