no, he came in my armpit
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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