even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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