Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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