So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I have feelings that need drinking.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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