which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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