People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
