We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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