guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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