yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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