Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i think i have two assholes
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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