Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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