Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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