We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
True strength comes from lack of pants
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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