we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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